Experience a Humorous Roguelike Puzzle in Please Don't Feed Me!

Please Don't Feed Me is a roguelike deck-builder game where players take on the role of a monster whose mission is to make a man eat four pineapples. The goal isn’t just to feed him but to balance the amount of food he can handle while achieving the final objective.

Get ready to plan carefully, try different strategies, and help the monster reach its goal safely. Play now!

Gamer’s mission

Players need to feed the man various types of food to earn money, which can then be used to buy more food and manage larger portions. The mission requires careful planning - balancing feeding to earn money while avoiding overfeeding. If the man eats too much, he will vomit and you will lose progress. Players must calculate carefully, choose the right foods, manage risks, and aim to have him eat all four pineapples to complete the level.

How to play

Mouse: Select and drag food to feed the man.
Observe and Plan: Choose the right food, manage money, and balance feeding to prevent vomiting.
Long-term Strategy: Plan food purchases, stock up enough, and achieve the goal of four pineapples while keeping progress safe.